Dear Mr. Jobs,
Please quit coming out with new, better products. My husband is already a MAC junkie and every time you come out with a new product my husband starts drooling and coveting said product like a 12 year old covets a new video game. He reads columns and reviews of said product and thinks of any excuse possible to go to the nearest Apple store and actually hold and cuddle said product. This leads to extreme withdraw behavior when he is forced to leave his new love in the store and the withdraw continues until he finally finds the exact excuse needed to purchase the item. He then retreats to 12 year old mode where he learns to use all functions of the new item and pays little to no attention to his family while this process occurs, all the while explaining to me why this new purchase is essential to our family. So please Mr. Jobs, I ask you to quit making new Apple products. I think my husband is in love with you......
Ha ha! I know whenever they make a product that seems to be so great it always blows my mind when they come out with something even better!
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